Friday 14 February 2020

Love is ...

LOVE IS ...

Helping your wife change the tires and the oil in the car ...

LOVE IS ...

Putting on the subtitles on TV whilst she's talking ...

LOVE IS ...

Not forgetting to pick up some flowers from a grave on the way home from work ...

LOVE IS ...

Saying sorry when you don't even know what you're apologising for ...

LOVE IS ...

Pretending to like her mom and not hide her broomstick when she lands unexpectedly ...

LOVE IS ...

Reminding her not to vacuum clean the house when football is on TV ...

LOVE IS ...

Laminating a card with the words "I love you" so she can read it when in need of reassurance ...

LOVE IS ...

Eating that last piece of pizza to save her from getting fat ...

LOVE IS ...

Knowing left from right when she gives you directions when driving ...

LOVE IS ...

When she looks at a dress or coat in a catalogue and says, "I like that!" to cut the photo and give it to her ...

LOVE IS ...

Not saying her backside looks big no matter what dress she's wearing ...



LOVE IS ...

If it's a choice between a new pair of shoes or a box of chocolates, buy her a pair of shoes made of chocolate ...

LOVE IS ...

Let her borrow your dentures when you're both old and in a restaurant ...

LOVE IS ...

Oh ... I give up ... we men never get it right it seems. We just can't understand women. I mean ... the other day she started shouting about me playing golf all the time. I really did not expect her to show up at the golf club at half-past midnight!

SORRY !!!

I hope my readers have a sense of humour and are a little forgiving. I did not mean a word of this ... honest!

20 comments:

  1. Victor, you are a hopeless romantic...okay you are just hopeless!. But we wouldn't have you any other way...your wife on the other hand might enjoy a bit of candlelight, chocolates, roses and soft music. She may even invite you to come along!

    God Bless You Victor. He 💖 You~

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    1. Romantic? Not at all ... what? Stiff upper-lip ... not show one's emotions, I'd say ... that's the way it should be ... by Jove ... what?

      God bless you, Jan. Have a splendid day.

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  2. You should write sentiments for greeting cards. 😺Have a Happy 😻 Valentine's Day

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    1. Thank you CJ ... I hope they appreciate my sense of humour.

      God bless you. Wishing you a grand day.

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  3. GOOD ones, all! My personal favorite? "Saying sorry when you don't even know what you're apologising for." (that's soooo me, lol)
    "That's amore!" for the over-40 generation, for sure.

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    1. I know the feeling ... I now start all my sentences with, "sorry about this but ..."

      Happy Valentine's Day, Mevely. God bless.

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  4. My very best to you and Happy Valentine's Day!!

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  5. I hope your wife has a good sense of humor! :)
    Happy Valentine's Day.

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    1. It's good to laugh, Happyone.

      Wishing you a grand day. God bless.

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  6. Putting on the subtitles on TV whilst she's talking ...

    😂

    LOVE IS ...

    Not forgetting to pick up some flowers from a grave on the way home from work ...

    HEY! Ha ahhahahhaa

    I suggest you don't do any of these, Victor. We would miss you!

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    1. Laughter is good at any time, Sandi. Especially today. Have a splendid time.

      God bless you.

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  7. Now this really had me rolling on the floor, Victor, especially the pilfered flowers from the grave site! Where do you come up with these things? Oh, and on a more serious note, I do hope you gave your wife something other than this hilarious post for Valentine's Day.
    Blessings!

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    1. Martha, you really don't realise how much it pleases me when my readers laugh or even smile at my writings. I am so glad you enjoyed today's post. Silly ideas just come to me, (like the grave joke), out of the blue. Sometimes I smile or laugh at myself and quickly jot a few notes down before I forget. At times when no paper is available, I just write on the palm of my hand until I get home.

      On the negative side, I am really having difficulties with my latest Fr Ignatius novel. It does not flow easily like the others. It's as if I am being stopped from writing it.

      God bless you. Wishing you a great day.

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  8. Heeheehee! It's obvious you love her.

    About Tripod Sissycat, as you asked on my blog. Yes, several years ago, before she belonged to us, she did lose a leg. Back then she was a mean, nasty cat who would attack people and other animals, and she tried to go after an Alsatian. Since she came to live with us, and she now knows she's loved and cherished no matter what, she has turned into a very sweet, loving cat.

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    1. I'm so sorry to hear about Tripod, Mimi. Thank you for all the good work you do looking after and caring for cats; and also all your good works on your Blog. You're a great example for us Bloggers with the content of the posts on your Blog. I'd recommend my readers to visit you.

      God bless.

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  9. Now that you have all that out of your system you can go and have yourself a nice Valentine's Day.

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    1. Yes ... chocolates ... that's what Valentine's Day is all about!

      God bless you, Kathy.

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    2. Chocolates are good...half-priced chocolates on February 15th are even better!

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    3. Yummy ... chocolates every day.

      God bless.

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