Tuesday, 25 February 2020

Threat Of Outer Space Invasion

I don't want to worry you ... but I will. I feel it is important to warn you so you can be on the look out and take care.

Apparently, according to a scientist friend of mine whom I have not met for some fifteen years or so, and who has now got a secret job in a secret observatory, somewhere secret, where he and his colleagues secretly look out for aliens from outer space; according to this man, whom we shall call Fred Rotherhide to protect his true identity, which is in fact Fred Rotherhide; according to him, who has just sent me a secret e-mail telling me not to share its content with anyone except family and friends, and I count you as my friends, all of you reading my blog; anyway, according to Fred Rotherhide's secret e-mail the world has been invaded by aliens from outer-space.

These aliens, who are amongst us right now, are small in stature and they hide in the plughole in your bathroom or shower because they like a wet and moist atmosphere. They lie dormant in your plughole pipes most of the time awaiting the call from the mother-ship within which they arrived and landed in the sea somewhere secret; when they landed in the sea they swam ashore and entered our water systems through sewage pipes and other water pipes emptying in the rivers and sea; anyway, they wait in the plug holes and are awakened when you have a shower or bath and they pop their heads up and have a good look at you, (and me), and study us and send information via their own secret social media back to the mother-ship which is hovering somewhere out at sea about six inches or so from the surface.

According to Fred Rotherhide these outer-space creatures are studying our habits in preparation for a full scale invasion of the world just like in that film War Of The Worlds based on the book by H G Wells. The film starred Tom Cruise; if you have not seen it then you should. In the film we see tripod type machines invading earth. But Fred Rotherhide said the aliens in our plug holes are not machines but tiny people-like creatures that can grow into full size people-like creatures. They could be walking around in our streets, or at work, or in our shops and we don't know it. If any of them smile at you knowingly it is probably because they saw you having a shower when they hid in your plug hole.

He added that the aliens take human form to mingle with the rest of the population; and the only way to recognise them is because they have no belly buttons, (navels), because they do not pro-create and get born like us. He did not explain in his e-mail how they do it.

He said, that's Fred Rotherhide, that for the time being we should not panic but be on the look-out for anything suspicious coming out of the bath or sink plug holes in the bathroom or kitchen. If we see any movement from there, the chances are it is a spider who fell in the bath and not an alien at all. However, a few drops of vinegar carefully placed in the plug hole will soon get rid of the Peeping Tom type of creature whether it is from outer-space or not.

Please let us know if you saw someone peeking at you when showering and I'll pass the information on to Fred Rotherhide. Also, beware of strangers smiling at you in the street or on trains, in shops or whatever.

16 comments:

  1. Oh my word!!! If I wasn't a bit paranoid before .. now, I'm wondering where I might find a little metal colander to fit over my shower drain. On the other hand? I enjoy smiling at strangers, but don't want to alarm anyone.
    Funny concept, Victor!

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    1. My aim is to entertain, inform and educate. In this post I am informing my readers that there is a possible threat of an outer-space alien invasion, maybe, perhaps, probably. I think, Mevely, whenever you meet anyone you don't know you should check if they have a navel.

      God bless.

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  2. And now I have to get ready for the show, I mean shower. As to the film version of HG Wells' War of the Worlds, the 1953 version starring Gene Barry is so much better. I also heard that Birds Are Not Real. Go Google that. 😉

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    1. Be very careful when in the shower, CJ; you don't know who's watching. And I agree, the original War of the Worlds was better. Birds are in our imagination. I saw many birds once when I hit my head hard against a lamp post in the street. I was watching a Tweetie Pie video on my cell-phone whilst walking.

      God bless, CJ.

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  3. It's scary enough finding a spider or other bug in the shower when I'm ready to take one. Can't fathom a peeping alien, but will certainly never think about my shower in the same way again. Thanks for the laugh, Victor!
    Blessings!

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    1. The thing is, Martha, I am told by a scientific expert, that we should wrap ourselves with silver foil whilst taking a shower so that the aliens don't see us naked. Apparently, like Superman could not see through lead, they cannot see through silver foil. You know, the aluminum/tin foil used in the kitchen for wrapping and roasting meat. It seems if we wrap ourselves in that the aliens will not see us when showering.

      God bless, Martha.

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  4. When I wash my hair in the shower a good amount falls out, so I have a cover over the drain to keep it from disappearing into the pipes. Now I know that the cover has a dual purpose-it also keeps out aliens.

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    1. Good point, and well done, Kathy. Another precaution - when you meet strangers check that they have a belly button.

      God bless.

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  5. The mind boggles and I think my shower plug gurgles!!!
    Not too sure if that's a good sign or not!!!

    :)

    All the best Jan

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    1. The gurgles could mean two things - either the aliens lost their grip and are being washed away, or they have indigestion.

      God bless, Jan.

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  6. Hmmm, time to take a bath and use one of those large, round rubber flaps to hold the water in the tub so they can't spy on me!

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    1. Yep ... that should do it, Mimi. No more showers.

      God bless.

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  7. No strangers smiling...what does strangers laughing mean?

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    1. It means they know something about you that you would rather they did not know.

      God bless, JoeH.

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  8. Wow! Reminds me of 'space alien' cover stories of yesteryear.

    One the covers of periodicals found in supermarket checkout lines.

    Along with Elvis sightings.

    Ah, for the days of yesteryear, when the ditziness of my youth was in bloom. With its attendant outbreaks of intellectual hay fever, and that's another topic.

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    1. In yesteryear life was so much simpler, Brian. Now everything is so complicated and confused.

      God bless you.

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