LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
...the first one is spot on.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Tom. I'll come round to borrow some chairs soon.
DeleteGod bless.
In my experience, every one of those laws has been proven to be true.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the one about queues. God bless, Kathy.
DeleteLots of truisms here! My mother always warned, if I pretended to have a sore throat (to stay home), the next day I really would --- and it would be much worse. (Years later, I'm still too afraid to test that theory.)
ReplyDeleteYes that's true too, Mevely. About the sore throat. I've never tested the theory either; but believe it.
DeleteGod bless always.
Ain't it the truth? Thanks, Victor, and blessings always!
ReplyDeleteKeep smiling, Martha. God bless you and yours.
DeleteAll are absolutely true.
ReplyDeleteIt shows that life sometimes works against us.
DeleteGod bless, Barbara.
Yes, so true :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Thank you, Jan. God bless.
DeleteI have an itch right now, and no way to reach it. It's awful.
ReplyDeleteThere you are ... it is true.
DeleteGod bless, Mimi.