Wednesday, 22 May 2024

Things to know and remember

 


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 


14 comments:

  1. ...the first one is spot on.

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    1. Thank you, Tom. I'll come round to borrow some chairs soon.

      God bless.

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  2. In my experience, every one of those laws has been proven to be true.

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    1. Especially the one about queues. God bless, Kathy.

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  3. Lots of truisms here! My mother always warned, if I pretended to have a sore throat (to stay home), the next day I really would --- and it would be much worse. (Years later, I'm still too afraid to test that theory.)

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    1. Yes that's true too, Mevely. About the sore throat. I've never tested the theory either; but believe it.

      God bless always.

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  4. Ain't it the truth? Thanks, Victor, and blessings always!

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    1. Keep smiling, Martha. God bless you and yours.

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    1. It shows that life sometimes works against us.

      God bless, Barbara.

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  6. I have an itch right now, and no way to reach it. It's awful.

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