The sayings of Victor M

 

 A wet man by the beach was not necessarily swimming.

Walking in someone else's shoes may mean you stole them.

A memory mattress may one day blackmail you.

Failure is what you see it. It may mean "Give up!"

Intelligence is knowledge and the ability to use it.

No point having an open mind if your brains fall out.

Don't tell a child,
"When you grow up you can be what you want to be."
I wanted to be a bicycle.

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Don’t worry if your job’s a joke

And your successes few;

Remember that the mighty oak

Was once a nut like you!

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 Say it with flowers
And chocolates too
Say it with jewellery
Or a good meal for two
Say it from the heart
Say what you think
But never be careless
And say it with ink

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 You can't go wrong with solo synchronised swimming.

If your shoe lets in water, make another hole for the water to get out.

God created boring people to test our patience.

Don't pray for patience; God will keep you waiting.

Stupidity has become a virtue.

Radio was invented for ugly TV presenters.

 Being grumpy helps avoid people.

 I'm getting tired keeping up with change;
it's like saying "are we there yet?" whilst on a carousel.

 This world will never know peace until it learns to forgive.