BREAKING NEWS
LONG-HAIRED ARSONIST SETS FOXES ON FIRE
LONG-HAIRED ARSONIST SETS FOXES ON FIRE
It's in the Bible.
Samson went and caught three hundred foxes.
Two by two,
he tied their tails together
and put torches in the knots.
Then he set fire to the torches
and turned the foxes loose
in the Philistine cornfields.
He burnt not only the corn harvested
but also that in the fields,
and the olive orchards as well.
JUDGES 15:4-5.
This is terrible behaviour.
Someone should report him to the Animal Protection people.
Not only is Samson cruel to animals
but he is an arsonist too.
He destroyed corn fields and olive orchards.
No wonder olives are so expensive in the shops.
And I like corn dogs too!!!
This is terrible behaviour.
Someone should report him to the Animal Protection people.
Not only is Samson cruel to animals
but he is an arsonist too.
He destroyed corn fields and olive orchards.
No wonder olives are so expensive in the shops.
And I like corn dogs too!!!
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ReplyDeleteThere are some seriously messed-up stories in the Old Testament.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. Tune in tomorrow for another great Bible Headline News.
DeleteGod bless you, Kathy.
Indeed. Samson. Jael, wife of Heber. Joseph's brothers - - - and Joseph, maybe, depending on how much he deserved being dropped into that well. What a family!
ReplyDeleteThat's what families are for. To make us compare ours to theirs.
DeleteGod bless you, Brian.
"And I like corn dogs too." VERY LOOSE association, there, Victor!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
It was either corn dogs, or with all that fire popcorn.
DeleteGod bless you, Lulu.
I agree with Kathy G. Some of the Old Testament stories seem just horrid today.
ReplyDeleteYou wait for tomorrow's story, Terri. You'll like that.
DeleteGod bless.
Sometimes the Bible doesn't make it easy to find "the love" but leans more toward the strange, weird and mysterious.
ReplyDeleteI love corn dogs, too Victor.
God's Blessings ✝
Maybe Samson was going into business selling corn dogs!
DeleteGod bless you, Jan.
I find these stories really bizarre but I'll take a corn dog. I like them too.
ReplyDeleteWe need to start a corn dog appreciation society.
DeleteGod bless you, Bill.
Yes, the OT can often be confusing to the modern reader, can't it? But I'll take a corn dog any day of the week!
ReplyDeleteBlessings, Victor!
And yet another member of the corn dog appreciation society.
DeleteKeep smiling Martha. God bless you.
As Kathy and Terri have said, this is horrid! This animal lover can't begin to fathom this level of depravity.
ReplyDeleteApart from the foxes, Mevely, are you not, like me, concerned about the corn dogs?
DeleteGod bless you.
Oh, that Samson.
ReplyDeleteAnd ... he had long hair!
DeleteGod bless Susan.