There's a rumour going round here, from a friend who studies outer-space and visitors from other planets, that aliens from other worlds have landed here and are able to take the form of animals in our homes and farms. A bit like the shape shifter named Odo in Star Trek. Do you remember Odo? He could change his shape into anything or anyone.
Well, according to my friend, Ivor Anomaly, space aliens have landed on our planet years ago and take the shape of our pet dogs, cats or farm animals; parrots even, or birds in your garden. This way they infiltrate our lives and observe us quietly and send back information to their mother-ship parked nearby in the shape of a tree, trash bin or even a fire hydrant. Just like the telephone box in Doctor Who's Tardis.
Have you noticed how sometimes your dog would look at you intently with his head tilted to one side? He is gathering information ready to transmit to his colleagues nearby; like the recipe of your favourite cookies whilst you're baking, or the items on your shopping list.
Ivor warns us to be careful whilst undressing in front of our pets. They look confused at first and think that we are shedding our outer skin; yet all the time they are transmitting all they see to their spy satellite nearby. Also, never take a shower or have a bath with your pet dog or cat watching you. It may well confuse him and send the wrong information to his colleagues.
Another friend of mine is convinced that his new memory mattress is in fact a shape shifter from another planet because the mattress is now blackmailing him about who he had in his bedroom.
Mrs Fathead from 15 Acacia Avenue down the road told me that her dog turned her husband into French fries and then ate him off the dining room table whilst she was on the phone. She hasn't seen her husband since they had a row that very morning.
There is as yet no evidence that shape shifters can look like inanimate objects like your clothing, or shoes, or the lamp stand. But people are wondering how sometimes you seem to have lost your car keys, spectacles, TV remote control and other things; and they are not where you last left them. Is it a space alien moving from one place to another, one wonders?
In summary, be careful around your pets as they may not be what they seem. Were you there at their birth? How can you be sure they are not from outer-space?
...I'm not a believer!
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This reminds me of the Martians from Mork and Mindy. Mork said they weren't very smart. They invented the trash can, but only so they would have something to knock over.
ReplyDeleteI remember Mork and Mindy with Robin Williams. Great series.
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I think I'll ask a certain Space Force guy that I know... Meanwhile, I'll just hope that if I have any aliens around, that they will turn my dust bunnies into cash...lol.
ReplyDeleteSpace aliens are real, Shug. I just saw a pigeon speaking to our tortoise. As soon as he saw me he flew away - the pigeon, not the tortoise!
DeleteGod bless you. (My dust bunnies were on the phone yesterday. Who were they talking to, do you think?)
Funny ... but plausible, all the same. Sharing! (My dog insists!)
ReplyDeletePlausible ... possibly real. Some people talk to plants do you know. Have you ever wondered why? Thank you for sharing; but not with your furniture or other inanimate objects, just in case!
DeleteGod bless you, Mevely.
Hmmm - where do you or how do you come up with these things?
ReplyDeleteI heard it on the grapevine, Sandie. The grapevine then walked away and entered a flying saucer which disappeared in space.
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I loved my cat and dog, but now I'm glad I don't have any pets after reading this - LOL! Blessings, Victor!
ReplyDeleteBe careful of furniture too, Martha. These shape shifters are really good at disguises. One of them turned into a doughnut and I ate it. It's now repeating on me "Let me out ... Let me out ..."
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I knew things were getting crazy around here. :)
ReplyDeleteI've just lost the TV remote control, Bill. It moved all by itself. I found it in the kitchen by the fridge.
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Victor: You have a talent for making me giggle, I do live on Acacia Dr, in Annandale, Mn, maybe I should keep my eyes open for aliens, oh wait I have seen a few that are in dog shapes, yes Mikey and Angel do stare at me loads of times. I still love them though. Have a pleasant week.
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Space aliens can be in any shape, Catherine. Dog shapes, cats, even elephants, to fit the right environment. Did you know, for instance, that more people are likely to be killed by a rhino than a shark? That's because there are no sharks in the jungle. Unless an alien from another planet has wrongly taken a shark shape on dry land. What a silly Billy!
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Keep smiling my friend.
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Interesting information. I will take it under advisement.
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DeleteHmm well we never know do we? As it was said on the X-files, “ the truth is out there”
ReplyDeleteI can just see a bunch of school kids having a camp out in the backyard, telling these stories. It would totally get them all freaked out. Alien stories have replaced ghost stories.
I remember Mulder and Scully in the X Files. A great TV series. The truth is out there ... watch out for your cats and dogs, they may be spying on you.
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I am not commenting, No I am not confused, just concerned, I ain't worried either, just concerned. There are ties in the day my wife disappears... AND YES that concerns me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the information. imma be careful!!
There's a lot to be concerned about, Jack. I have to sit down and prioritise which things I should worry about the most.
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Cats can be a bit, odd, perhaps they are aliens. It wouldn't surprise me much.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mimi for believing in cats as space aliens.
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Aww the little dog in the image you've used is so sweet.
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He's from outer space, Jan. I saw him talking on the phone half-an-hour ago.
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