Bernard: It's about all those wind turbines all over the place. They don't go round fast. How much electricity is being wasted making them go round slowly and they make no air whatsoever in hot days like today.
Presenter: That's right Bernard. They're a complete waste. I get more air here in the studio from a small electric fan. Battery operated too. We have Cheryl from Chesterfield.
Cheryl: I agree with Bernard. Those turbines are also dangerous to birds who bump into them and die. Why can't they make them in colour like red, and pink and violet so they could be seen?
Presenter: What a brilliant idea Cheryl. And at night they could have lights on them so bats and owls can see them. Brilliant. We have Donald from Doncaster.
Donald: It's about driver-less cars. What is the point of having cars with no one in them? If there's going to be someone in them he might as well drive the thing.
Presenter: Good point well made, Donald. The only reason to make a car is to have someone in it. I don't see the point of cars driving around with no one in them. We have Evelyn on the line from Exeter.
Evelyn: Why is it when I used tomato ketchup there's always a bit stuck at the end which will not come out? What's that about?
Presenter: Yes, that annoys me too. I think we should get a refund from the manufacturer. After all, we pay for a full bottle of ketchup and there's a couple of ounces at the end that never comes out. Fred from Farnborough is on the line ...
Fred: Is Sue there?
Presenter: Sue who?
Fred: Not Sue Who ... Sue Dennis ... Is she there?
Presenter: There's no one here of that name.
Fred: Are you sure?
Presenter: Sure I'm sure ... look ... I'll turn the microphone all the way round ... 360 degrees ... you can see there's no Sue Dennis here. Maybe you got the wrong number.
Fred: No I haven't. Sue does not have a phone ... she left me. She says she doesn't love me any more.
Presenter: I can't see why, Fred. You seem a sensible young man. Intelligent and all. Ringing a radio station and expecting your girl-friend to be there. That's the first thing I would have done had my wife left me. But then, she works as a radio producer ... my wife. We have George from Grantham on the line.
George: Hello ... can you help me with my one word crossword? One across - first letter of the alphabet. One down the indefinite article.
Presenter: Sorry George. That's all the time we've got this week. See you next week on Talk-In Radio folks. Byeeeee ....
ADDENDUM AND P.S.
As a result of what Martha and Mevely (Myra) said below in the comments box; why don't our readers ask their questions here and let the radio presenter respond.? Over to you folks!
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You had me chuckling all the way through the alphabet. LOL! Blessings, Victor!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you enjoyed the radio phone-in, Martha. Please phone again with your question.
DeleteGod bless you.
I should have claimed to be "Kurious in Kennesaw"!
DeleteI like that; what would have been your question? Let's see if I can answer it.
DeleteGod bless, Martha.
Like Martha, I'm sitting over here (Myra in Mayberry) with a big grin on my face. And it feels good. Thank you for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteLet's start a Q&A session here Mevely (Myra). What is your question? And let the radio presenter respond.
DeleteGod bless.
I once knew a Sue Dennis and she had a phone. She must have lost it. Poor George, ran out of time. :)
ReplyDeleteDid Sue Dennis have a boy friend called Fred?
DeleteGod bless you, Bill.
What a clever article, Victor!! By the way, some 30 years ago I was a receptionist at a Christian radio station that had several talk shows.
ReplyDeleteGreat coincidence, Barbara. I was a presenter at a radio station with talk and music programs, also comedy; and a Christian program on Sundays called Time for Reflections.
DeleteGod bless you.
I love your great sense of humor...It brings so much joy to us...your blogging friends.. Blessings Victor
ReplyDeleteI am so glad when my readers smile. God bless you, Shug.
DeleteI love how people make such unrelated comments. Very funny and it has such truth. I giggle.
ReplyDeleteYes, people phone-in on the radio with such comical points and questions.
DeleteGod bless, Susan.
This had me laughing all the way through and you're not that far off, describing those call in talk shows. You always get that one, asking a off the wall question. Real fun post and so creative.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Debby. I write from life observations and the comments we get over here on radio and TV shows. Why can't people think before they phone-in?
DeleteGod bless always.
Radio talk shows always amaze me in what people say and do and admit too. You are funny!
ReplyDeleteI agree Sandie; it's the fact that they admit to certain things that amazes me. Do they realise that they are telling the world how stupid they are?
DeleteI'm so happy you enjoy my humour. Thanx Sandie and God bless.
This is such a fun post with the questions and your answers. So creative and made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Terra. Great to see you here.
DeleteGod bless.
Okay, here's a question.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it no matter how long you let the pizza cool before you eat it, you still burn your mouth?
Too much Tabasco sauce or chilli powder.
DeleteThanks for your question, Mimi and God bless.