Signs of the Times

 

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

**************************
  In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

**************************
On a Plumber’s truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

**************************
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

**************************
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."

**************************
At a Tyre Store: "Invite us to your next blowout."

**************************
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

**************************
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

**************************
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

**************************
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

**************************
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

**************************
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

**************************
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

**************************
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

**************************
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

**************************
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

**************************
And don't forget the sign at a Radiator's Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

**********************
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"