THE SNAKE OIL WILLIE BAND
Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
Well, I used to be a hell of a man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
Well, I used to be a hell of a man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
SNAP.....
ReplyDeleteAn Old, Old Story....
I heard an old, old story
How a Savior came from glory
How He gave His life on Calvary
To save a wretch like me
I heard about His groaning
Of His precious blood's atoning
Then I repented of my sins
And won the victory, yeah
Oh, victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
He sought me and bought me with His redeeming blood
He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood
I heard about His healing
Of His cleansing power revealing
How He made the lame to walk again
And caused the blind to see
And then I cried, "Dear Jesus, come and heal my broken spirit"
And somehow Jesus came and brought to me the victory
Victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
He sought me, and He bought me with His redeeming blood
He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood, oh. yeah
Sweet, sweet Jesus
Yes, victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
He sought me, and He bought me with His redeeming blood
He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood
Yes, He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xlq2L0hcs
Good song. I like the country music.
DeleteGod bless, Willie.
HeHe! I suppose someone has to...! :)
DeleteBut....'NOT ME'...! :(.
Dearest Victor,
ReplyDeleteThat is a good song for the majority of people on this planet!
Both, Pieter and I have never reached that deep-fried, double-wide version however...😉
So we might be lucky!
Hugs,
Mariette
I like the line "deep-fried, double-wide version".
DeleteHope you're both keeping well, Mariette. Best wishes always.
God bless.
🤗
Delete...I'm not sure if I ever did!
ReplyDeleteSurely not ...
DeleteGod bless, Tom.
Goodness..! I was sat outside enjoying an Earl
ReplyDeleteGrey tea with lemon and honey...
And thought..To~day is Ascension Day...?
Isn't it..?
When we commemorate Jesus Christ's ascension
into heaven (as per Christian belief) by celebrating
Ascension Day, which occurs on the Thursday, which
is 40 (or 39) days after Easter....!
AND...The answer to my question is..YES..it is...! :0)
That's right. Today is the feast of the Ascension.
DeleteGod bless, Willie.
I'm not deep-fried and double-wide, but that is a great line, Victor; unfortunately, it does describe too many folks.
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
It is a brilliant line. I shall use it to describe some people I know.
DeleteGod bless, Martha.
I'm with Tom above, don't remember ever hearing that song at all. Also don't remember anyone commenting one way or the other, maybe a look of 'disgust'. LOL
ReplyDeleteBe safe over that way!!
It's a fun song I discovered on You Tube.
DeleteWishing you and yours all the best, Jack. God bless.
I've not heard this song in ages ... still laughing and tapping my feet!
ReplyDeleteGood tune and great lyrics.
DeleteGod bless, Mevely.
I'm trying to keep fit but it sure gets harder and harder. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny song.
Yes, I know the feeling, Happyone.
DeleteGod bless you.
HA! This is a new song for me. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you liked it Kathy.
DeleteGod bless.
That's all of us as we age, i am afraid, even if we don't gain too much weight. Le sigh.
ReplyDeleteGood point, Mimi. But still worth smiling at.
DeleteGod bless.
Does anyone look good naked . What is good looking about a baby feeder or a wee extractor?
ReplyDeleteSome people do look good naked.
DeleteGod bless, Brenda.