an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive!"
a Walmart store: “Win a free ride in a Police car just by shoplifting from this
the Vet's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
a Car Exhaust store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
a Church bill board: "Seven days without God makes one weak."
Outside a Church: “Honk if you like Jesus. Text whilst driving if you like to meet
Outside a tattoo shop:
On the side of a bus:
Whilst on holiday in Paris last year I entered a small restaurant and hit my head against a low doorway. I was taken to hospital. The doctor asked me, "Did you not see the warning sign in the restaurant?"
Boo boom ... Tskshhh (Sound of drum and cymbals!).