Thursday 27 August 2020

Signs Of The Times

 

Wherever you go these days you see signs everywhere. Traffic signs, road signs, adverts, signs in shop windows, outside churches, on the side of buses, vans and cars. Almost everywhere. Here are some I saw recently. On the motorway:
Here are a few other signs I noticed in my travels:
 
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive!"

At a Walmart store: “Win a free ride in a Police car just by shoplifting from this store.”

At the Vet's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

At a Car Exhaust store:  "No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."   

On a Church bill board: "Seven days without God makes one weak."

Outside a Church: “Honk if you like Jesus. Text whilst driving if you like to meet Him.”

Outside a tattoo shop:

Outside a pub:

On the side of a bus:

Whilst on holiday in Paris last year I entered a small restaurant and hit my head against a low doorway. I was taken to hospital. The doctor asked me, "Did you not see the warning sign in the restaurant?"

I said, "Yes I did, But I cannot read French!"

Boo boom ... Tskshhh (Sound of drum and cymbals!).



16 comments:

  1. Thanks for the chuckle today Victor. I loved those one liners. BTW: do you have books for sale? LOL

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    1. It's great to see you visiting here again, Bill. Thanx.

      Yes, I have books for sale. Right now I'm the only one buying them. They make good Christmas presents for people I do not like.

      Keep smiling. God bless.

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  2. ...a bit humor makes the medicine go down!

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    1. That is very true, Tom. Life these days can be miserable, so I write to make myself laugh.

      God bless, my friend.

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  3. Heeheehee! Some people are very clever, aren't they. That includes you, by the way, telling about these.

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  4. "Sign, sign, everywhere a sign; blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind. Do this, don't do that ..... can't you read the sign?"

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    1. Yes, these are the signs of the times, Mevely. Everywhere everyone has a sign and is looking for a sign.

      God bless.

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  5. You have a very funny way to advertise your books, you give everyone an opportunity to laugh. :)

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    1. It's good to laugh, Bill. It's my trade mark.

      God bless you always.

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  6. Definitely a clever way to advertise your books, Victor, and the one-liners are great!
    Blessings!

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    1. My kind of humour, Martha. I hope my readers like it.

      God bless you and yours.

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  7. Nice collection of funny signs. :)

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  8. A very good collection of signs.
    A novel way to advertise your books :)

    My good wishes.

    All the best Jan

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    1. Thank you, Jan. Thanx for your visit here.

      God bless always.

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