I watched a TV detective type program the other day. This private eye had to spend the night in the same apartment as a pretty woman to protect her from the baddies who wanted to do her harm. It was an impromptu unplanned decision.
Now the questions running through my mind:
Did he have a change of underpants for the next day?
Did he brush his teeth in the morning?
Did he wear the same shirt on both days? He certainly looked nice and neat the next morning.
Why did he not need a shave the next morning? He looked well groomed to me.
And whilst we're at it ...
Why is it in these action type films where the hero often fights, runs and jumps from tall buildings, drives fast cars, and does all sorts of heroic things ... why does he never stops to go to the toilet? How come he can do all this fighting and running and shooting and everything without needing a pee? He must have a great bladder.
And one more thing ...
Why is it when I want to make lobster thermidor I can never find the thermidor? Can one buy thermidor at the supermarket?
Over to you for the answers.