Saturday 8 May 2021

Oh Noah ... Noah!

 


THE DAY NOAH GOT DRUNK

It's in the Bible.

Noah was a farmer and
he was the first man to ever plant
a vineyard.
He made wine,
drank it,
and became drunk.
He then took off all his clothes,
and lay naked in his tent.
His son Ham (what a name)
saw Noah naked and
he took photos with his cell-phone
and posted them on Facebook.
GENESIS 9:20-22.

24 comments:

  1. Dearest Victor,
    What a description in 'modern times'...!
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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  2. That's probably what would happen if Noah got drunk today.

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    1. It actually happened, Kathy. Check the Bible reference.

      God bless.

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  3. I don't even remember hearing the part about Noah having a vineyard! Now I'm wondering what other portions of the Good Book were omitted by my Sunday School teachers.

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    1. It's true, Mevely. Check the Bible reference I have given. All true.

      God bless, my friend.

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  4. With all the preaching, hammering and sawing dad had done and old Ham forgot that when he posted the pictures. He deserved the name, and couldn't even eat bacon, much less ham. just sayin'
    Sherry & jack

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  5. PS: At least he covered him.

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    1. It's surprising what you find in the Old Testament, Jack.

      God bless you and yours.

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  6. Sometimes an update can cause confusion.

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  7. I would have believed that, except I'm pretty sure there was no Facebook back then otherwise...

    Did Noah's son Ham have a rye sense of humor?

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    1. I'll admit there may not have been an electronic Facebook, but there was one on tablets of stone.

      Good point about Ham, JoeH. God bless.

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  8. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    Blessings, Victor!

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  9. God bless you, Martha, my friend.

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  10. and God was not pleased!! :)

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  11. Noah got mad at Ham, too, and it was himself he should have been angry with for being intoxicated. What a way for a man who loves The Lord to behave!

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