Wednesday 11 August 2021

Read Right

I have been told by my lawyer that every so often I must encourage my readers to Read Right.

That is to say, to read on the right hand side of this post especially at the various policies, disclaimers, copyrights and other goodies I have to tell my readers about. 

You should read the bits entitled "Cookies and Things" under my ancestor's Crest on the right =====>

My lawyer is a good chap you know. He visits his mother every week whether she wants him to or not. She has never forgiven him since that day he represented her in Court. She was suing a cat which made her allergic to its fur. The Judge dismissed the case and suggested she gets another cat. 

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Deep down he is a good man really. To help his mother with the shopping he always gives her a list of the things he needs so she can buy them for him. He says it makes her feel useful and appreciated.

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I think he went too far though when he asked her to buy four tires for his Jeep. Then he made her return them because they were the wrong size. She was really tired after all that and considered retiring as his mother. But she did not; like any good mother would not give up on her rich and successful son. 

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Anyway ... he suggested that if you have time, please spend some moments reading the bits on the right. You can start from where it says COOKIES POLICY =======>

15 comments:

  1. ...I'm not much of a reader, I "read" the pictures.

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  2. Dearest Victor,
    Yes, loved your phrase about her thinking about 'retiring'... What a stupid word if you think deeply about it.
    Glad I'm a fast reader and yes, I've seen your right side!
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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  3. I prefer to eat the cookies - lol!
    Blessings, Victor!

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    1. I love cookies too, Martha. Chocolate ones.

      God bless always.

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  4. That is one of the BEST disclaimer and policy policies I have ever read and MUCH Shorter. LOL
    Enjoyed the visit today (as always).
    Thinking of you and hoping and praying the best your way!
    BUT, but the audio at the top right is one o the best we have heard. I love playing it, you did a great job. Sherry sat today agreeing with you, I smiled. I was blessed AGAIN!
    Thank you very much.
    Sherry & jack on this side....

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    1. Thank you so much for your kindness, Jack. And thank you for your prayers. Much needed.

      I am so please you liked the audio entitled "This Man". Here is the script:
      https://timeforreflections.blogspot.com/2018/03/this-man.html

      God bless you and Sherry.

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  5. Mothers are like that; ya, they are!
    I agree with Jack ... the best legal disclaimer ever! Methinks many a barrister could benefit.
    Blessings!

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    1. It's short and to the point, Mevely. I promise my readers I do not keep personal information, addresses or e-mails. And I hope they like the rest.

      God bless always, my friend.

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  6. Can you imagine asking your mom to buy Jeep tires? Hilarious! Thanks, Victor for my chuckle for today. God bless.

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    1. I'm so glad this made you smile, Nells. It's great to be cheerful.

      God bless you.

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  7. Reread your cookies and other things, and was amused again by it all. It's okay, i now know about the cookies, and i wish i could send you some with chocolate chips in them.

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    1. That would be very nice, Mimi. Better still, I wish I could come round to you for cookies and coffee. Everyone is so far away these days.

      I hope you and yours are better health-wise. Praying for you all.

      God bless you and your family.

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