I am sorry to tell you folks that I am writing this post from my hospital bed. The doctors say I am OK; albeit a bit ruff ... ruff ...ruff ...
OK ... enough with the dog jokes already. Here is what happened.
A friend told me that the quickest way to lose weight is to eat those dog food pellets you get at the supermarket.
Apparently, dog pellets have all the necessary nutrients and vitamins and minerals one needs. All you have to do is load your pockets with a few of them and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete and it
works well; so I gave it a try.
All went well for a week or so until yesterday. I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt
and a car hit me.