THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR YOU
IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
BUT YOU WILL LOVE
TO TELL IT TO OTHERS
Once upon a time there was a very old man living alone. He got a daily visit from the nurse who came in to check he is OK and generally check on his health.
As she left, the old man gave her a paper bag filled with Brazil nuts. They were nicely shelled, white and clean, and ready to enjoy. She took them gracefully and thanked him.
The next day the same thing happened. As she left, the old man gave the nurse another paper bag filled with Brazil nuts.
This continued for about a week or so, to the point that the nurse shared the Brazil nuts with other nurses at the hospital. They all enjoyed them.
One day, as she was leaving the old man with yet another bag of Brazil nuts she said, "You must love these nuts a lot seeing that you buy so many!"
He replied, "No, actually I don't. My son buys them for me every day and I don't want to hurt his feelings. The nuts are too hard for me to eat. I just suck the chocolates from them and put them back in the bag!"
OK FOLKS ...
I DID WARN YOU NOT TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY