Monday 24 June 2024

Signs of the times

 


Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
"Dr Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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……… and the best till last
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"



12 comments:

  1. ...the first sign could apply to many places!

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    1. Nope ... only where you place that sign!

      God bless, Tom.

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  2. The first was good enough that you could have stopped right there. 😊

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    1. Thank you so much Anvilcloud. It's good to smile.

      God bless.

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  3. So clever, Victor! Truly, you should be in the advertising business. Blessings!

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    1. How kind of you, Martha. I hope these posts attract new readers.

      God bless always.

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  4. Once more, I'm nodding like a bobblehead doll.

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    1. I'm so glad I made you laugh Mevely. We all need laughter these days.

      God bless you and yours.

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  5. You know you business, very clever!

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  6. I love them and are going to pass them on.
    ---Cheerful Monk

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    1. Thank you so much, Cheerful Monk, for sharing this with your friends.

      God bless you.

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