Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
As one door closes another opens outwards and hits you in the face.
If
Supermarkets are lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours ... but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!
And that person was me.
Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
Those are great. I’m especially smiling at the last one. ❤️
ReplyDeleteYes CM. The Retirement plan is inflation proof and it is for eternity.
DeleteGod bless.
...thanks Victor for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteMany thanx Tom. God bless.
DeleteThanks, Victor. These are funny and wonderful reminders.
ReplyDeleteAmen Anonymous. God bless.
DeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteGod bless, Kathy.
DeleteWhen you think out loud, Victor, it's always outside the box. I loved these! God bless you today and always.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Martha. I seem to be always thinking these days. Even when I'm asleep. God bless you and your family.
DeleteThese are soooo great -- some comical, but all True. #4 may be my favorite. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteYes, happiness is where we least expect it to be. Often on the right side of the bathroom door.
DeleteGod bless you and yours, Mevely.
I really like those Victor - some are very true and thought provoked!
ReplyDeleteMany thanx, Sandie. I'm so glad you liked today's offerings. God bless always.
DeleteThanks, Victor for the cheery post.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bill. God bless.
DeleteThis is a great post, Victor. I enjoyed all these observations, but the one that intrigues me the most is this:
ReplyDeleteA truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
What a positive way to look at the unexpected, unplanned, and perhaps the unwanted.
Often life takes us to the unexpected, the unfamiliar, and we tend to be anxious and panic; forgetting perhaps that God is with us and that Christ will guide us through life's detours. Let us trust Him enough to go forward in confidence of His protection.
DeleteGod bless you, Barbara.
Great one liners and love the very last thought. So true.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, K. God bless always.
DeleteGreat post Victor, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
I'm so glad you liked it, Jan. God bless you.
DeleteWonderful thoughts, and the bathroom one is exactly right, I've been saying that for years.
ReplyDeleteSorry to rush, Mimi. I need the bathroom.
DeleteGod bless you.
Querido Víctor, me robaste sonrisas con este post.
ReplyDeleteLa del supermercado , la del baño y la de la felicidad me encantaron, todo el post esta buenísimo, gracias por las sonrisas
Víctor, que tengas un día lleno de amor y sonrisas, que Dios te bendiga.
♥️Abrazos y te dejo besitos♥️
*♥♫♥**♥♫♥**♥♫♥*--*♥♫♥**♥*
TRANSLATION: Dear Victor, you made me smile with this post.
DeleteI loved the supermarket, the bathroom, and the happiness ones. The whole post is amazing. Thanks for the smiles.
Victor, have a day full of love and smiles. May God bless you.
♥️ Hugs and kisses.
Thank you Liz for your visit here. I like to make my readers smile every now and then. And I'm glad you enjoyed this post. Please invite your friends here. Best wishes always to you and your family. God bless.