Me? Telling lies? I am wounded and hurt beyond belief. It is all true I tell you. I have never told a lie in my life. All stories are true.
Like the time I was abducted by aliens from outer space and they gave me a tour of their spaceship.
Like when I was in France and I saw a ghost in the aubergine where I stayed. (That's a small hotel in French).
Or when in Paris and a man jumped into the river and was in Seine at the time.
Or when a crocodile knocked on my door and was searching for his girl-friend.
Or when I found a snail on my doorstep and to save him from being crushed I picked him up and put him in the bushes a few feet away. A week later he knocked at my door and said, "What's the great idea throwing me in the bushes?"
It is all true, I tell you. Just click on the links above to check that it is all factually true.
The stories you share are definitely wild and entertaining, it sounds like you live a life full of the most unbelievable adventures. Honestly, whether every detail is fact or fun, your posts always give me a good laugh, and that’s what really matters. melodyjacob.com
ReplyDelete...are untruths just a polite term for lies?
ReplyDeleteShucks I knew it was all true. They say an insane person BELIEVES what they say is true, or something like that, but I would NEVER say thou art inseine or anything like that. BUT your wit is crazy! just sayin'. (Love you an Thanks anyway!)
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