Me? Telling lies? I am wounded and hurt beyond belief. It is all true I tell you. I have never told a lie in my life. All stories are true.
Like the time I was abducted by aliens from outer space and they gave me a tour of their spaceship.
Like when I was in France and I saw a ghost in the aubergine where I stayed. (That's a small hotel in French).
Or when in Paris and a man jumped into the river and was in Seine at the time.
Or when a crocodile knocked on my door and was searching for his girl-friend.
Or when I found a snail on my doorstep and to save him from being crushed I picked him up and put him in the bushes a few feet away. A week later he knocked at my door and said, "What's the great idea throwing me in the bushes?"
It is all true, I tell you. Just click on the links above to check that it is all factually true.
The stories you share are definitely wild and entertaining, it sounds like you live a life full of the most unbelievable adventures. Honestly, whether every detail is fact or fun, your posts always give me a good laugh, and that’s what really matters. melodyjacob.com
ReplyDeleteMy intention is to entertain and make my readers smile. I hope I've achieved a little of that, Melody.
DeleteGod bless.
...are untruths just a polite term for lies?
ReplyDeleteWho cares?
DeleteGod bless, Tom.
Shucks I knew it was all true. They say an insane person BELIEVES what they say is true, or something like that, but I would NEVER say thou art inseine or anything like that. BUT your wit is crazy! just sayin'. (Love you an Thanks anyway!)
ReplyDeleteNo ... No ... it wasn't me that's in Seine; it was the ghost I saw in Paris. I am as sane as the next man, or woman, or the man after that or ...
DeleteGod bless you, Jack.
If anyone can stretch the truth in fun, it's you, Victor. You're the champ! Blessings!
ReplyDeleteListen Victor.. Truth or stretching the Truth...you always make my day. I enjoy your "True" stories!!!
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