A man rings a local church for information. The telephone answering system replies:
Press 1 if you wish to speak to the pastor.
Press 2 for baptisms, weddings and funerals.
Press 3 to check the times of our services.
Press 4 if …..
He put the phone down and thought: Just pray if you wish to contact God direct.
Ironically, in a modern society we sometimes make access to God really difficult.