GRANDMA'S LETTER
She is 88 years old and still drives her own car. She
writes:
Dear Grand-son,
The other day your Grandpa and I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So,
I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that was. I was
stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd
never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then
he leaned out of his window and screamed,
' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started
honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in
the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
the air. I asked Grandpa what that
meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign
or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave
him the good luck sign right back. Grandpa did the same from the passenger seat. Why even he
was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to
pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had
changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove
on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the
light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the
love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian
good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such
wonderful folks!!
We will write again soon,
Love, Grandma and Grandpa.
oh my god.. I laughed so much
ReplyDeleteHi Rumpelkammer,
DeleteHow nice to see you visiting here. Thank you. Please call again soon and often; and invite your friends.
God bless.
...I hope that she enjoys a "GORGEOUS GRANDMA DAY."
ReplyDeleteI hope she is too, Tom.
DeleteGod bless.
Laughing out loud!!!
ReplyDeleteThese Christians live in a world of their own!
DeleteGod bless, Mevely.
I can't stop laughing, Victor! Blessings!
ReplyDeleteAmazing behaviour ... from my Gran.
DeleteGod bless you, Martha.
I needed this good laugh today .. we have much to look forward to in the future!! have a good one today Victor!!
ReplyDeleteLaughter is good for us, Shug. It keeps us young (as I told Moses when he lost his way one more time).
DeleteGod bless you and yours.
LOL, Grandma is one cool and funny woman. :)
ReplyDeleteI think I saw Grandma trying to get out of the crowded grocery store parking lot today....
ReplyDeleteThat was funny and that is exactly what my grandson thinks of us oldies but goodies.
ReplyDeleteIt all in your attitude. :)
ReplyDeleteAs long as she enjoyed it, good for her.
ReplyDeleteMy pastor has been there and done that! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL 😂 😹 Thank 😊 you for sharing this, Victor.
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