Monday, 9 September 2019
The instructions in the manual explain: "This navigation system uses the latest technology and is as accurate as you would wish it to be. It is like having your wife sitting next to you and guiding you every inch of the way to your final destination. Your wife can now relax in silence as "Silent Wives" shows you the way!"
I used it a few moments ago and recorded what the female voice on the machine said:
"Drive down this road for 0.5 miles and then turn left into Market Street.
"You should be turning left into Market Street shortly.
"You are going a little fast in a built up area. Slow down.
"Watch out for that old lady crossing the road.
"You are too close to the parked cars.
"Turn left now ... left ...left ... not this left, the other left ... I mean right!
"You took that right turn too sharpish. Where did you learn to drive? The Clown School of Motoring?"
I tell you folks; this navigation system is the best. You should try it.
APOLOGIES to any lady readers. I hope you have a sense of humour.