My other grandfather said to me, "If you walk in someone else's shoes for a mile or two, then they'll accuse you of stealing them!"
My other grandfather always used to say, "Fight Fire with Fire!" He lost his job in the Fire Brigade.
My other grandfather used to say, "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me!" One day a dictionary fell on him from a high shelf.
My other grandfather said to me, "What does not kill you will not hurt you." I got diarrhoea.
My other grandfather asked me, "How many grandfathers have you got?" I replied, "Don't ask me, ask grandma!"