I’ve found the perfect gift for the friend who has everything. A burglar alarm.
Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”.
I was sitting in a cafe when someone ran off with my coffee. Think I’ve been mugged …
I went to a Hot Chocolate themed picnic once. It started with a quiche.
I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at half past seven once.
The electricity company cut my friend off without telling him why ... I don’t know why they’re keeping him in the dark.
Saw a vampire sprint race the other day. It finished neck and neck.
I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit the other night. I think I was Tolkein in my sleep.
A friend started a career as a psychic, but gave it up. Couldn’t see any future in it.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
...Victor, you are the king of one-liners!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Tom. God bless.
DeleteFun post!
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DeleteWhat a great way to start my Friday off, Victor. Blessings!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to smile, Martha.
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Their navels?!?! Every day's a school day!
ReplyDeleteStill giggling about the Moses fishing tale.
Yes ... their navels. What did you think?
DeleteGod bless you, Mevely.
One word, Funny! :)
ReplyDeleteSo glad you liked it, Bill.
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Dearest Victor,
ReplyDeleteYep, if you have everything then it is time to invest in a burglar alarm!
And having been mugged is a good one as well.
Hugs,
Mariette
I'm pleased I made you smile, Mariette.
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Good ones here Victor, thank you for the smiles :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Many thanx Jan. Smiling is good for us.
DeleteGod bless you and yours.
Thank you for the grins. Remind us not to invite Moses to the fishing contest.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I made you smile, Mimi.
DeleteGod bless you.