Tuesday, 3 October 2023

Art Series - Mona Lisa

 

Barbara has asked me to research and talk about Leonardo's Mona Lisa. You can visit Barbara's Blog HERE.

Leonardo Da Vinci was born on 14/15 April 1452. I am also reliably informed he was born in hospital Ward A, B and C. He was a large baby who took two days to be born. His mother needed a shot of vino after all that. The nurse looked at the baby and punched his father in the face.

Leonardo was a bit of a procrastinator. Not only did he take two days to be born but he also took a long time to actually finish any painting or commission he was offered. In fact he did not decide to be a procrastinator until the following day. 

 For example, it took him about 14 years to paint the Mona Lisa.

This famous painting known as the Mona Lisa, or La Gioconda in Italian, or La Joconde in French, or the Mona Lisa in English, (I don't know what it's called in other languages), is an oil painting on poplar by Leonardo da Vinci.

Basically, it is a painting on a piece of wood which Leonardo found one day in the garage having finished painting the garden fence and gate. Apparently he had some paint left over, and so as not to waste it, he decided to paint the young lady next door whilst her husband, Francesco del Giocondo, was on a business trip to Rome and the trains were running late that day.

It took 14 years to finish that painting ... what along journey her husband must have been on!

You must admit this is a very long time for Mrs Gioconda to sit still in order to be painted.

Art experts and historians believe that the painting was painted between 1503 and 1506, although some claim that Leonardo may have still been working on it as late as 1517.

The Mona Lisa painting is the best known and most visited painting in the world. It has been talked about more than any other painting and it was also sung about by Nat King Cole and others. The reason for this is the enigmatic smile on the lady's face.

"Why is she smiling?" experts have asked over the ages. 

"Is it because she's having her picture taken?" or "Is it because Leonardo, whilst painting her, had forgotten that his trouser zipper is undone?" 

Can you imagine that for 14 years?

After extensive research, and through many conversations with art experts in London, Paris and elsewhere, I think I have the answer.

A friend of mine living in the house next door to where my aunt lives, told me why the Mona Lisa is smiling so. The reason is so obvious and so simple that I'm astounded it escaped so many art experts over the years.

If the lady in question had to sit still from 1503 to 1506, or possibly 1517, she was quite simply grimacing because she wanted to go to the toilet.

It's as simple as that.

13 comments:

  1. Too funny, Victor!!! Have a blessed day!

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  2. I am old and I still hope one day to meet an real Art Critic. I am waiting for at least a second opinion. Well at least I did smile. Hope you are having a better day today. Sending you the bet from this side. We are trying to smile...
    Sherry & jack

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  3. That is 'best not bet.' And Yes, THANKS again for the prayers...

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    1. I am an Art Critic, Jack. Everyone is. And my second opinion is that Da Vinci should not have been paid for taking so long to paint the Mona Lisa.

      So glad you enjoyed this post. You're in our prayers my friend.

      God bless.

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  4. I wouldn't be surprised! Here, I always assumed her smile was the result of a juicy secret known only to she and her BF.
    Never having been an art enthusiast, I didn't realize poplar wood was so popular (ha)) among artists of the time. Every day's a school day!

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    1. I can't understand all the fuss people make about her smile. She's only painted on a piece of drift wood after all!

      God bless, Mevely.

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  5. LOL, thanks for the humour and laughs, Victor.

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  6. Mr. Mubarak, thank you for addressing my question about Mona Lisa. You have surely hit the nail on the head with this answer and put a smile on the faces of each reader of this post.

    Also, I'm thinking procrastination isn't as bad as I had formerly thought. Good things just take TIME!

    Thank you for linking to my blog as well.

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed this article on Art, Barbara. It's nice to see you visiting here again. Call again and often.

      God bless.

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