OK Folks ... join in

 

OK Folks ... join in. 

You'll soon get the idea and add your own sayings below:

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead give-away.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

And from Groucho Marx "The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you've finished".