Innovative Business Ideas

 

OK folks, put your thinking caps on because I need your help in new business ventures that could make you, and me, a lot of money.

You may remember that 5 years ago I invited you to invest in a successful business venture. Some of you did, and made a pretty penny.

Well, the opportunity has arisen again for you to invest and accumulate. A business consortium has hired me to participate and judge business proposals and plans put to them for adjudication and investments. So far, we have the following proposals.

DRIVING DONKEY DERBY This idea is to set up a school which will teach donkeys to drive. It's not what you think. We don't have donkeys sitting in the driver's seat and using the steering wheel; albeit they would no doubt drive better than some people on the road these days. In this plan the donkey remains upright in a comfortable box/cage suitable for his size and he uses his two front legs to step on two pedals - drive and brake - and the car moves automatically. To steer the vehicle he pushes with his nose on two buttons denoting left and right. Donkeys could be used in agriculture to drive various farm vehicles or in industry to drive lifting equipment like fork lift trucks and cranes.

TOENAIL MUSEUM This proposal is to set up a celebrities toenail museum in London with outlets in other British cities like Birmingham, Manchester, Edinburgh and Cardiff; as well as in other countries. The intention is that celebrities like famous singers, comedians, sports personalities, or politicians would donate their toenails cuttings to the museum and they will be displayed tastefully in glass containers with an inscription about the donors. This will bring fans closer to their idols without having to travel long distances or fight the crowds and security people to get near them. Donors would donate several samples of their produce to be placed in more museums as the chain of outlets grows and increases throughout the UK, Europe and the world.

HAPPY HOME FOR DISTRESSED WEASELS Weasels are small mammals about 6 inches long with slender bodies to enable them to follow their prey into burrows. They feed on small mammals and have from time to time been considered vermin because some species took poultry from farms or rabbits from commercial warrens. They do, on the other hand, eat large numbers of rodents. Basically, they are an important element in the natural food chain but have over the years got a bad press because of the odd chicken or rabbit that ended up in their hot pot with tasty vegetables. Because of this, many of these lovely creatures end up desolate, distressed, disillusioned, disheartened, disappointed, disenchanted and dissatisfied with life. Some are even disgusted at this cheap attempt at seeking sympathy by such a display of alliteration. The Happy Home For Distressed Weasels aims to provide them with a retirement place where they can enjoy their remaining years in contentment and joy watching soap programmes on TV.

INVITATION If any of our readers wish to invest in any of these business ventures, or have a business idea of your own you wish to put forwards please contact me at the "CONTACT US" button at the top right or in the comments box below. Let's show the world that innovation is still alive and kicking and can beat AI any time of the day or night ... or evening ... afternoon ... dawn ... twilight ... dusk ... sunset ... sundown ...