Wednesday, 29 November 2023

REVIEWS

 

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***** LJC

I was first introduced to Victor's work in the blogging world. I was so enamored with his great sense of humor, that I never hesitated when he announced this book on his blog, "Time for Reflections:. It is so refreshing to read a humorous book filled with wit and humor without the need to spice it up with vulgar language or sexual undertones. Victor shows us, page after page, life is quite humorous--especially when you don't mind making yourself the brunt of the joke. An easy to read--delightful page turner--Victor has once again hit a home room with this little charmer! - 

***** Myra G

Victor's imagination knows no bounds! Were I only to possess a kernel ... but will be content to applaud from the sidelines.

REVIEW:

** Donald D

I do not recommend you buy these shoes. They arrived promptly within two days but instead of a pair I got three shoes. All for the left foot. I wore them by forcing my feet in and I looked like a duck. See photo.
 

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* Simply Slim

Definitely do NOT buy these ladies' underwear. I specifically asked for Very Extra Large size, and although the label says Very Extra Large they did not fit me. Must have shrunk during postage and delivery.

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***** Adonis

I totally recommend Michelangelo Self-Sculptures. I sent them a photo and they made an authentic statue of me.

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* M A Skunk

Do not buy. Garlic scented air fresheners are a stupid idea. The label said it brings an appetising aroma to your kitchen. The place stinks and the neighbours have complained to the landlord and I am being evicted. Even the mice have escaped from the apartment. One good point is that it kills flies.

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** Art Nouveau

Totally useless. I bought this authentic porcelain scene and the tower did not lean to one side as expected. I had to put some chewing gum under the legs to make it lean sideways. Why can't they be accurate with their souvenir models?

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12 comments:

  1. I read all of these reviews Victor, and am not surprised at how the people enjoyed reading your books. Your humour is very good. It takes something to make me laugh, but your posts have that 'something' . God bless.

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    1. You're very kind and generous in your comment, Brenda. Thank you so much. Why not download FREE some of my humourous books from www.holyvisions.co.uk

      God bless always.

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  2. Love your books so much, Victor, especially the ones featuring the good Fr. Ignatius. Blessings!

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    1. Thank you fro your support, Martha. Please wait one week - NEW BOOK - My latest book featuring short stories about Fr Ignatius will be available on AMAZON soon. Please check here again by 1st December.

      God bless you, Martha. Thanx again.

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  3. Never will I look at reviews in quite the same light!
    I'm looking forward to reading the latest Fr. Ignatius book!

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    1. Regarding Reviews: I once bought those small rubber protectors you stick under items to stop them scratching the furniture - e.g. under the monitor, or computer etc ... They asked me for a REVIEW. How can you review a piece of plastic with glue? So I said I bought a model of the Eiffel Tower and it was straight, so I stuck two of the rubbers under the legs to make it lean like the original. They accepted my review.

      Regarding the new book - hopefully ready next week. Thank you for your loyalty and support, Mevely. God bless you always.

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  4. You're one in a million, Victor! :)

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    1. Thank you, Bill. My sense of humour is there to cheer me up when I'm down. Glad you enjoyed today's offering.

      God bless my friend.

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  5. Always a good visit, I just wanted to stop by. I drove the 500 miles and got sicker every mile. May be absent for a couple days. Love to you my friend....

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    1. Praying that you are soon better, Jack. Take care my friend.

      God bless you and Sherry and family.

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