Thursday 26 May 2022

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

THE SNAKE OIL WILLIE BAND

 
Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
 
 No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to be a hell of a man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore
 
 No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
 
 No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore

24 comments:

  1. SNAP.....
    An Old, Old Story....

    I heard an old, old story
    How a Savior came from glory
    How He gave His life on Calvary
    To save a wretch like me
    I heard about His groaning
    Of His precious blood's atoning
    Then I repented of my sins
    And won the victory, yeah
    Oh, victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
    He sought me and bought me with His redeeming blood
    He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
    He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood
    I heard about His healing
    Of His cleansing power revealing
    How He made the lame to walk again
    And caused the blind to see
    And then I cried, "Dear Jesus, come and heal my broken spirit"
    And somehow Jesus came and brought to me the victory
    Victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
    He sought me, and He bought me with His redeeming blood
    He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
    He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood, oh. yeah
    Sweet, sweet Jesus
    Yes, victory in Jesus, my Savior forever
    He sought me, and He bought me with His redeeming blood
    He loved me 'ere I knew Him and all my love is due Him
    He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood
    Yes, He plunged me to victory beneath the cleansing flood

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xlq2L0hcs


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    1. Good song. I like the country music.

      God bless, Willie.

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    2. HeHe! I suppose someone has to...! :)
      But....'NOT ME'...! :(.

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  2. Dearest Victor,
    That is a good song for the majority of people on this planet!
    Both, Pieter and I have never reached that deep-fried, double-wide version however...😉
    So we might be lucky!
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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    1. I like the line "deep-fried, double-wide version".

      Hope you're both keeping well, Mariette. Best wishes always.

      God bless.

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  3. ...I'm not sure if I ever did!

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  4. Goodness..! I was sat outside enjoying an Earl
    Grey tea with lemon and honey...
    And thought..To~day is Ascension Day...?
    Isn't it..?
    When we commemorate Jesus Christ's ascension
    into heaven (as per Christian belief) by celebrating
    Ascension Day, which occurs on the Thursday, which
    is 40 (or 39) days after Easter....!
    AND...The answer to my question is..YES..it is...! :0)

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    1. That's right. Today is the feast of the Ascension.

      God bless, Willie.

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  5. I'm not deep-fried and double-wide, but that is a great line, Victor; unfortunately, it does describe too many folks.
    Blessings!

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    1. It is a brilliant line. I shall use it to describe some people I know.

      God bless, Martha.

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  6. I'm with Tom above, don't remember ever hearing that song at all. Also don't remember anyone commenting one way or the other, maybe a look of 'disgust'. LOL

    Be safe over that way!!

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    1. It's a fun song I discovered on You Tube.

      Wishing you and yours all the best, Jack. God bless.

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  7. I've not heard this song in ages ... still laughing and tapping my feet!

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    1. Good tune and great lyrics.

      God bless, Mevely.

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  8. I'm trying to keep fit but it sure gets harder and harder. :)
    Funny song.

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    1. Yes, I know the feeling, Happyone.

      God bless you.

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  9. HA! This is a new song for me. Thanks for sharing.

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  10. That's all of us as we age, i am afraid, even if we don't gain too much weight. Le sigh.

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    1. Good point, Mimi. But still worth smiling at.

      God bless.

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  11. Does anyone look good naked . What is good looking about a baby feeder or a wee extractor?

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    1. Some people do look good naked.

      God bless, Brenda.

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