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Monday, 22 September 2025
Walk On

Sunday, 21 September 2025
On the Radio
Years ago I presented a Christian program on the radio entitled "Time for Reflections". Here's a short excerpt.
Mentioned in the program is Merlin Carothers' book "Prison to Praise". Here's a link.

Saturday, 20 September 2025
You're the best friend I ever had

Thursday, 18 September 2025
Death In A Taxi
DEATH IN A TAXI by Victor S E Moubarak
When you take a
taxi, all you expect is to be taken where you wish to go without fuss or
incident. Not so for Father Ignatius. On his taxi ride home from the
railway station the last thing he expected was to get involved in a
shooting in which there was loss of life.
At first, there was no
clue as to who carried out the murder, nor the motive for such a
horrendous act. Everyone was a suspect, including Father Ignatius
himself. Was he involved in the murder, or was he the target of the
attack?
This is a tale of mystery and intrigue with a twist at
every turn and a conspiracy of lies and perverse motives. Father
Ignatius finds himself embroiled in a dire situation not of his making
and a dilemma as to what he should do next. It is a fine line for a
priest between pursuing the course of justice and maintaining a priestly
responsibility and demeanour when so much is at stake.
Despite
his personal problems, the amiable priest continues to dispense good and
charitable advice to his flock; advice which he should perhaps be
inclined to follow himself.
As this story develops, the real
motives behind the killings, and the perpetrators of the crimes, will
become clearer and will astound readers. Will justice be served? Not
just here on earth but in the eyes of God too.
This book will challenge your thinking on many issues regarding your faith and beliefs, whatever they are.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you do buy this book please let me know what you think of the plot; in particular the actions of Father Ignatius which can be somewhat controversial. Thank you.
DEATH IN A TAXI is available in paperback and Kindle versions from AMAZON and all good bookshops. Also in Audiobook and Alexa.
AMAZON LINK HERE

Wednesday, 17 September 2025
Close encounter of the ratty kind
We parked the car on a beautiful afternoon in the countryside. The family decided to go for a walk; all the way up the narrow lane, leading to a village about half a mile away. I stayed in the car and listened to the radio.
As I sat in the driving seat I noticed ahead of me, some two yards away, something moving amongst the bushes. I switched off the radio and concentrated. It happened again. It moved a few inches to the left, then ran into the bushes again. It was a rat. At first I thought it was a squirrel maybe, but it was a rat all right. It came our again. Ran left and right. But stood still for long enough for me to identify him as a rat.
I panicked. I quickly shut all the car windows and made sure all the doors were locked.
I lowered myself down in the seat so he would not see me.
I read somewhere that rats can be dangerous if they attack you. I could not drive away of course because I was waiting for my family to return from their walk.
I had to either frighten the rat away or attack him. I searched the car for something I could use as a weapon.
I found a bra.
Let us not debate what a bra was doing in the car. I could use it as a sling shot or catapult. If David had this bra in the Bible he could have killed two Goliaths simultaneously.
Problem is, I did not have any pebbles or stones in the car. I could use the bra to hit the rat with if he attacked I suppose.
I had read somewhere that rats can travel hundreds of miles. Apparently they hang to the underside of cars and as you drive away you inadvertently take them to your home.
I raised myself a little in my seat to keep an eye on the ninja rodent in case he jumped and hid under our car.
Eventually the family returned from their walk.
I hid the bra in the glove compartment and asked them to stamp their feet loudly before they entered the car quickly. I thought the noise would frighten the rat away.
They asked me why I asked them to stamp their feet. I told them it was a new game I'd invented. They thought it was stupid.
I drove away fast and every so often, when it was safe, I hit the brakes suddenly to dislodge any rats hanging on the underside of the vehicle. I looked in the rear view mirror to see if any rats fell off but there was nothing.
The family was not amused by my driving and thought I was a jerk.
We got home safely. When they were in the house, I bent right down on the ground searching for any rats hanging on to the underside of the car. There were none.
I took the car to the garage and asked the mechanic to put it on a ramp and get underneath. "Can you hear a rat?" I asked.
"Hear a rat?" he asked, "surely you mean can you smell a rat?"
"Oh yes ... I meant can you hear a rat a ta tatt, rat a ta tatt ... when the engine is running," I said sheepishly.
He checked the car thoroughly and found nothing.
Maybe no rat managed to jump onto the car, or perhaps he fell when I hit the brakes.
What do you think?

Tuesday, 16 September 2025
My Aunt Elma

Monday, 15 September 2025
Contact by phone
I receive from time to time emails from my kind and loyal readers and friends. These come straight to my desk and are always welcome and are replied to.
The address is enquiries@holyvisions.co.uk
We have now installed a new service for anyone who prefers to speak to me directly on the phone. The number will be provided on request by e-mailing the address above.
When you phone you will be connected directly to my office and to me alone - no assistant, or computer AI system or agency employees will be involved in your call.
Should I not be at my office please:
PRESS 1 - to be transferred to the lounge where I may be at the time.
PRESS 2 - to transfer to the kitchen.
PRESS 3 - to transfer to the bathroom or shower room.
PRESS 4 - to transfer to the bedroom - but not if your call is at night !!! Please consider time differences between your time zone and ours here in the UK.
PRESS 5 - to transfer to the garden, (back garden or front garden equally accessible).
PRESS 6 - to transfer to my cell-phone in case I am not at home, or asleep in the car as a result of a family argument.
PRESS 7 - to hear all these options again.
PRESS 8 - if you regret phoning me in the first place.
There may be a delay whilst transferring you to your selected option. At such times there will be some uplifting music played whilst you wait.
We guarantee the waiting period will not last for more than 59 minutes before the transfer is carried out.
Should the delay last longer than 59 minutes you will be asked to hang up and phone again and the call will be terminated.
You can PRESS 9 at any time should you wish to change the music you are listening to whilst waiting.
This will have no effect on the selection of music we have chosen but it will make you feel as if you are in control of something.
PRESS * or # at any time, even when not on a call to us, if you have realised by now that you are not in control of anything in life.
We are like little ants on a floating leaf. We think we are in control of where we are going. But we are not in control at all, we just go with the flow.
Only God is in control.

Sunday, 14 September 2025
As the deer

Saturday, 13 September 2025
Could He have loved us any more?

Friday, 12 September 2025
Kindness
With a heavy load from the seeds he sowed
And if you see your sister falling by the way
Just stop and say, "You're going the wrong way"
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you'll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets
Lend a helping hand instead of doubt
And the kindness that you show every day
Will help someone along their way
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you'll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you'll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets

Wednesday, 10 September 2025
What a week
It's been quite a week. My wife has joined the church choir. She spends a lot of time practicing at home. When she starts singing I quickly run and sit outside where my neighbours can see me. I don't want them to think I'm hitting her.
To distract her, I took her to the restaurant last night. The manager said, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I relied, "No!"So he asked to take the drinks to table 9 and ask them what they'd like to eat.
Whilst I was serving, a man rushed in from the street and asked me, "Quick ... how tall is a penguin?" I replied, "About three feet!" He said, "Oh dear me ... I have run over a nun!"
I had a few drinks too many with our meal. So on the way home my wife drove the car. She crashed it and told the policeman who arrived on the scene that the man she collided with was speaking on his cell-phone and was drinking a can of beer at the time. The policeman said that the man can do what he likes in his living room.
After all the paperwork and formalities the policeman suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart!
By the way, did I ever tell you that we named our two children War and Peace ... it's a long story!
I was really embarrassed the other day. My wife nearly caught me playing with my son's train set. So I quickly threw the bed sheet all over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Do you know the quickest way to turn a sofa into a bed? Forget your wife's birthday. I did so last week and she said she'll make sure I never forget it again.

Tuesday, 9 September 2025
Stop Monkeing Around
A Biker was riding his Harley along the beach when suddenly the sky opened above his head and, in a booming voice, GOD said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want.'
GOD replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
GOD replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got up and searched with him.
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A married couple had a fight and weren't speaking to each other for days. One evening, the husband leaves a message on his night stand. "I have a very important meeting tomorrow that I cannot miss. Please wake me up at 9 am". The next day, he wakes up and looks at the time. It's almost 11...
Wondering if his wife hadn't seen or read the message, he looks at his note and sees a new note beside his that reads: "It's 9 o'clock. Time to wake up!"
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “John, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
John replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”
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I vividly remember that I had a wonderful childhood. I remember the summer of 1992; my dad used to put me in a tyre and rolled me down a big hill.
It was a Goodyear
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My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?”
“I’m at Princess Grace General Hospital.”
“What city are you in?”
“Cambridge.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“Dr James Hanover-Smythe.”
My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because all of those answers were on his badge.”
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The
man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me
for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of
nowhere."

Monday, 8 September 2025
At the doctor's
I went to see Doctor Ivor Carbuncle for my normal check-up to see if my sense of humour is still intact. He asked me how I was, I replied, "that's what I'm here for - for you to find out!"
"Are you generally in a good mood?" he asked. "Not really," I replied, "sometimes I wake up grumpy, at other times I let her sleep and go downstairs and make myself some coffee!"
"What are the symptoms?" he asked.
I said they are little yellow cartoon characters on TV, there's Homer and Bart and Lisa and ...
"How is your libido?" he interrupted.
I said, "Oh I gave up that Italian car a long time ago; I now have a Toyota!"
He continued writing and accidentally dropped his pen. I picked it up for him and found another pen under his desk. I gave it to him and asked is this your pen? He scribbled with it and said, "Oh yes ... it surely is my pen!"
"How can you be so sure?" I asked. He replied, "It's my handwriting!"
He then asked, "Do you have trouble passing water?"
I said, "Only if I'm on a bridge or on a boat! I'm afraid I'd fall in!"
He then suggested he conducts an allergy test. He explained that some people are intolerant to milk; lactose intolerant, others are allergic to dust, pet hairs, feathers and so on. He asked me to roll up my sleeves. I thought he was challenging me to arm wrestling. He said he wasn't.
He put various drops of liquids on my arm and wrote beside them what they were - milk, pet hair, feathers and so on; and we waited for a few minutes to see if there was a reaction to any of them.
Instantly, all of them turned bright red as if inflamed. Turned out I was allergic to the ink in his pen.
He then gave me a psychological test first showing me a lot of ink blots and asked me what I see. I told him I see a messy careless person who cannot write neatly in a book without spilling ink everywhere.
He then said, "I'll say a few words and you tell me what first comes to your mind ...
"Honesty ..."
"Is a rare quality these days." I said.
"Truth ..."
"What is truth? People can't handle the truth these days!"
"Happiness ..."
"Happiness is getting home at night and finding a piece of cheese in the mousetrap!"
"Life ..."
"Life is a series of disappointments punctuated by the occasional failure."
"Peace ..."
"I'd give you a piece of my mind on this pointless exercise if I could afford it."
He put all the data on the computer and we waited for ten minutes. It was an old computer.
Turned out I am a people intolerant curmudgeon.
I did not have my dictionary with me, so I was at a loss for words to answer him.
Can it really be? Am I as the computer said? What do you think? Is it true?

Sunday, 7 September 2025
Good works
"My brothers and sisters, what good is it for people to say that they have faith if their actions do not prove it? Can that faith save them? Suppose there are brothers or sisters who need clothes and don't have enough to eat. What good is there in your saying to them, “God bless you! Keep warm and eat well!” — if you don't give them the necessities of life? So it is with faith: if it is alone and includes no actions, then it is dead." James 2:14-17.
Let's get one common misconception cleared. Doing good works will NOT get you into Heaven.
God does not demand good works and good deeds in order to get into Heaven. He does not demand that we give more in the collection plate on Sundays, or continuous repetitive prayers like the Rosary, or lighting candles beside statues and laying flowers. He is not diminished in any sense if we do not do these things. He is not found wanting or weakened if we withhold these good deeds.
But we should do them all the same. We do good deeds to honour God, to show Him respect and love, and because He commanded us to love one another.
We don't do good deeds as a down-payment to entering Heaven. God cannot be bought.
We don't do good deeds in exchange for favours and answers to our prayers. God does not bargain with us.
We do good deeds because He asked us to.
When Jesus walked this earth He performed many miracles. Every miracles He performed was for the benefit of someone else. It was not to show off His power, omnipotence or superiority. It was so that God, His Father and ours, is glorified.
And God raised Him from the dead so that Jesus is glorified and to prove He is the Son of God.
That's what the miracles were about.
Let our good deeds be our own, small, miracles to one another. Just as He commanded.

Saturday, 6 September 2025
The light of the world
Once again, Jesus spoke to the people and said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows Me will never walk in the darkness, but will have the light of life.” John 8:12
Jesus often referred to Himself as the light of the world. The world (our souls) was in darkness because of our sins and He came to light the way back to God.
But in Matthew 5:14-16 He said, “You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven."
What does He mean about this? How can He be the light of the world and us, you and me, also be the light of the world?
Let's consider it this way: He is the Son of God, He was sent to earth to light the world and bring it forth from darkness. His light originates from God. It is His light that we see to guide us to eternity.
We reflect His light onto the world. We do not have our own light; we merely reflect His light.
He is the sun shining His light and bringing life to the world. We are the moon which reflects the sun's brightness.
How do we reflect Christ's light in the world?
By the way we live, the way we speak and behave and act towards others. We can read in the Bible how Jesus behaved when He met people; the sick and the lame, the blind, the deaf, the mute and those possessed with demons and with many diseases and illness. He treated them all with kindness, love, caring and compassion.
Do we really reflect those qualities with everyone we meet? Or do we fall short of what He expects of us?
Do people recognise us as Christians - followers of Christ in every meaning of the word and not just paying lip service to it?
Let us start a new trend. Every morning let us pray to God that He sends us someone in our life whom we can help. He will not let us down. He will answer this prayer.
Let us be Christ to someone.

Friday, 5 September 2025
The shed
When I was a child we lived by the river. We had a large house with a big garden and at the end of the garden ran the river.
Right at the end of the garden there was an old shed, or shack, just by the edge of the river. It was old and dilapidated. It contained some tools, a small ladder, a lawnmower that had not been used for ages and ... horror of horrors ... many spiders. I'd been in the shed once with my dad to get a spanner or something and watched him clear the cobwebs before getting in.
I hated that shed, or more precisely, the spiders it contained. What if they escaped and, like Peter Parker, they bit me? I really did not fancy being Spider-Man, and I hate heights. I get vertigo when I put my shoes on. (Must buy some Odour-Eaters).
One day, after a lot of rain, the river was swollen and it almost broke its banks. I saw an opportunity to get even with the spiders. The shack was old and all its wood was rotten or rotting away. I picked up an old tree branch and used it to lever the shack off its base and pushed it into the river.
I waved the spiders goodbye as the shed floated down the river.
That very afternoon dad knew that the shed was no more and, of course, he rightly suspected me.
"Someone pushed the shed into the river," he said, "was it you?"
I decided to come clean and confess. Remembering George Washington I said, "Yes it was me, Dad. I tell the truth. And also, when George Washington chopped down the cherry tree he did not get into trouble because he told the truth!"
Dad replied, "True ... but George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree at the time!"

Thursday, 4 September 2025
To sleep, perchance to dream
The facts about sleep
12% of people dream entirely in black and white
Before colour television was introduced, only 15% of people dreamt in colour. Older people dream in black and white more often than younger people. I dream in colour, in 3D and in stereo surround sound.
Two thirds of a cat’s life is spent asleep
This will come as no surprise to most cat owners. Every sofa is a sofa bed to them. Otherwise found on your favourite seat or computer keyboard. That's why cats have nine lives.
A giraffe only needs 1.9 hours of sleep a day, whereas a brown bat needs 19.9 hours a day.
It takes a long time for the sleep to travel from the giraffe's head/brain to the rest of its body. The bat sleeps upside down so the sleep reaches its brain quicker. But it is problematic when it needs to go to the toilet.
Humans spend 1/3 of their life sleeping
This obviously differs depending on the age of the human, but on average it’s around a third, which is quite a lot when you think about it. I hate it when I wake up and find I've missed the turning off the motorway.
The record for the longest period without sleep is 11 days
This was set by a Californian student named Randy Gardner in 1964. This is definitely not recommended, however, as Randy experienced extreme sleep deprivation and others have died staying awake for too long.
Dysania is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning
We’ve all no doubt found it tricky getting out of bed before, but those suffering from Dysania find it particularly difficult. It’s most likely to be a form of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
It’s thought that up to 15% of the population are sleepwalkers.
This is according to the National Sleep Foundation. It’s also a myth that you shouldn’t wake someone who is sleepwalking.
Within 5 minutes of waking up, 50% of your dream is forgotten
After an additional 5 minutes, 90% of recollection is gone. Sigmund Freud believed this was because dreams represent our repressed thoughts and so our brain wants to get rid of them quickly. However, it’s much more likely due to our brains simply being used much more as soon as we’re awake and so we forget much of what we’ve dreamed about. (It depends on the dream Freud ... my dreams can be quite memorable you know!!!)
Sleep experts have discovered a direct link between people’s favourite sleeping positions and their personalities
This is according to Professor Idzikowski, suggesting that those who sleep in the foetal position “may appear tough but are actually sensitive souls right to their core". I sleep hanging upside down from a hammock. What does that say about me?
Ideally, falling asleep at night should take you 10-15 minutes
If it takes you less than five minutes, chances are, you’re sleep deprived. ZZZZZ .... ZZZZZ .....
Humans are the only mammals that willingly delay sleep.
How nice it must be to just go to sleep whenever and wherever you are! I once dreamt I was asleep at a business meeting. When I woke up ... I was!
Sleeping on your front can aid digestion
Hands should apparently be positioned above the pillow so you’re in a ‘freefall’ position, whilst laying on your left side can apparently help reduce heartburn. Take care ... sleeping on your front can make you break wind.

Wednesday, 3 September 2025
The whisperer
There was an old man who lived on a farm. He noticed that when he hums or whistles a tune softly the snails would slide along on their way to do what they were doing. He believed he influenced their peaceful behaviour.
So he sat by the river and tried the same procedure with the fish. He hummed a tune, then whistled, and the fish just swam to and fro oblivious of his presence. He was pleased with himself and thought he'd try again.
He walked towards the apiary, and sat by the bee hives. He watched the bees fly backwards and forwards from the hives towards the fields beyond and then come back again. He hummed and whistled softly and they got on with their busy work.
He then hummed and whistled to the sheep in the fields; and they too did what sheep usually do in fields and ignored him.
He then sat under a tree and hummed to the birds above. They seemed to respond totally ignoring his presence.
He was pleased with himself. He reckoned he was an animal whisperer. He told everyone about it. But people either humoured him politely or did not seem to respond in any way.
One day the circus came to town. What an opportunity for him to prove his point.
He wanted to be a lion whisperer.
An ambition he achieved that very night seconds before he died.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: If you have a talent don't be cocky about it.

Tuesday, 2 September 2025
A box for posteriority
Have you ever considered burying a box or a casket with items from today's world for a future generation to discover?
What would you put in this box? Photos of you and your family? Items of clothing? Jewellery or watches, bracelets and ear-rings? Would they know what an ear-ring is and where to wear it?
How about books? Which books would you put in the casket? Shakespeare? Chaucer? Or something more modern, (like my books)?
And what about food so that future generations may learn about our diets? Rice, corn, lentils, other grains? Your favourite ice cream perhaps?
How would you put music in the box? Pointless putting music score or sheet music. Future generations may not know what all the scribbles mean. They stand a better chance understanding Chaucer in its original language. Also, no point in leaving CDs, DVDs and blue ray discs. They may not have the right equipment to play it on. As it is, technology is changing every few weeks and I have to up-date software and hardware on my computer. So what chance will a future finder be able to play the CDs you left for him to find?
If you leave any items of equipment don't forget to leave the instruction manual. I read that a family buried a microwave oven without the instructions. A thousand years later another family found the box and gathered around the oven wondering why there was nothing good on TV.

Monday, 1 September 2025
The Barber of Shaville
"Indeed I do," he replied, "I saw him in The King And I fifteen times."
It took me a few weeks for my hair to grow back. Guess what? Another wedding invitation.
I was forced to go to another hairdresser. He asked me how I’d like my hair cut. I looked at him and said, “Like yours!”
He shaved my head totally bald. I was livid again. I said, “that’s not like yours!”
He replied, “Yes it is, but mine has grown again now!”
A few more weeks later and you guessed it. Yet another wedding invitation. My wife insisted I go for another haircut.
I went to yet another hairdresser. He asked me how I’d like my hair cut. He had a photo of Gary Cooper. I pointed at the photo and said, “like him!”
He shaved my head totally bald. I was really livid, more than before. I said, “That’s not what Gary Cooper looks like!”
He replied, “He would if he came here for a haircut! That's all I know how to do.”
