MORE OF MY HUMOUR TO KEEP ME AMUSED … HA … HA… HA …
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
I have crossed a homing pigeon with a woodpecker. It not only delivers the message; it also knocks on the door.
A naked woman robbed a bank - Nobody could remember her face.
Nuns wear the same outfit every day. Must be a habit, I guess.
Due to inflation, a picture now only paints 200 words.
Studies say most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim. Within arm’s length, to be specific.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee.
The shortest sentence is “I am.” The longest sentence is “I do.”
A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?” I replied, “Kindergarten.”
I visited a postcard factory yesterday. It was good, but nothing to write home about.
Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters.
I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.