TIME FOR REFLECTIONS: Love ...

Monday 14 February 2022

Love ...

LOVE IS ...

Helping your wife change the tires and the oil in the car ...

LOVE IS ...

Putting on the subtitles on TV whilst she's talking ...

LOVE IS ...

Not forgetting to pick up some flowers from a grave on the way home from work ...

LOVE IS ...

Saying sorry when you don't even know what you're apologising for ...

LOVE IS ...

Pretending to like her mom and not hide her broomstick when she lands unexpectedly ...

LOVE IS ...

Reminding her not to vacuum clean the house when football is on TV ...

LOVE IS ...

Laminating a card with the words "I love you" so she can read it when in need of reassurance ...

LOVE IS ...

Eating that last piece of pizza to save her from getting fat ...

LOVE IS ...

Knowing left from right when she gives you directions when driving ...

LOVE IS ...

When she looks at a dress or coat in a catalogue and says, "I like that!" to cut the photo and give it to her ...

LOVE IS ...

Not saying her backside looks big no matter what dress she's wearing ...

LOVE IS ...

If it's a choice between a new pair of shoes or a box of chocolates, buy her a pair of shoes made of chocolate ...

LOVE IS ...

Let her borrow your dentures when you're both old and in a restaurant ...

LOVE IS ...

Oh ... I give up ... we men never get it right it seems. We just can't understand women. I mean ... the other day she started shouting about me playing golf all the time. I really did not expect her to show up at the golf club at half-past midnight!

SORRY !!!

I hope my readers have a sense of humour and are a little forgiving. I did not mean a word of this ... honest!

So there you are people. Love is a many splendoured thing. Whatever you do in life; strive to be happy. Or whichever dwarf you'd like to be.

Sometimes in the morning I wake up grumpy. At other times I let her sleep and go down to prepare breakfast. I bring her a nice cup of tea in my pyjamas. Is she appreciative? NOOOOO ...

She says she prefers it in a cup.

I'll never understand women. The other day, it was very cold, she rang me at work and said "Windows is frozen !!!!!" I suggested she gently pours some warm water with a sponge.

She rang again a few moments later and said there were some sparks, a bang, and now the computer is not working at all.

25 comments:

WILLIE...! =(^..^)=14 February 2022 at 01:16
Victor..I've come to the conclusion,
that this may be your 'very' last post...! :O).

Let's try and put things right...
"Life is the flower for which love is the honey"
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
"We are most alive when we are in love."
"The only thing we never get enough of is love..
and the only thing we never give enough of is love".

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you
like someone?
That is your common sense leaving your body...

"My wife and I have been married for forty-seven
years, and not once have we ever had an argument
serious enough to mention the word 'divorce'.
'Murder,' yes, but 'divorce,' never"..

Hope everyone has a great day...AND..as the song
says..
"If you can't be with the one you love..love the
one your with"..! :O).
💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟 💟
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Tom14 February 2022 at 03:27
...the take aways is, be careful where you sit! Enjoy a lovely day my friend.
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jack6914 February 2022 at 07:59
Methinks Willie is right. I have enjoyed your entries, even your books. I am sure as you wrote your mind was giving you warnings. Too bad, we will miss you. RIP
Sherry & jack awaiting the 'arrangements' maybe a nice obit. just sayin' LOL
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Mevely31714 February 2022 at 11:49
I'm sitting here laughing my you-know-what off (TMI?)! My favorites are the last piece of pizza and laminating the 'I love you' card. What a chap!
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Bill14 February 2022 at 11:53
LOL, poor little dog. :) Hope you are having a lovely day, Victor.
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Kathy G14 February 2022 at 13:38
In the end, all you need is for you and the person you love to agree on how that love should be shown.
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Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder14 February 2022 at 14:19
Dearest Victor,
Just before the day ends, wishing you and your loved ones a Happy Valentine's Day and that multiplied by 365 times...
Not forgetting to pick up some flowers from a grave on the way home from work–Good grief that would be AWFUL!
Hugs,
Mariette
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happyone14 February 2022 at 15:10
Oh my that poor dog!
Happy Valentine's Day.
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messymimi14 February 2022 at 16:30
Let me guess, your wife fell in love with you and married you for your sense of humor.
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River14 February 2022 at 21:16
All of this is very funny :) :)
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Martha Jane Orlando15 February 2022 at 04:11
What love is, or isn't . . . Hope you had a great Valentine's Day, Victor!
Blessings!
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