Sunday 27 March 2022

The Times (and Clocks) they are a changing.

 

On Sunday, in the UK, the clocks are to be moved one hour forward. In the Autumn they are moved backwards again. There are many reasons put forwards (or backwards) for this. Some say it is to have lighter mornings, lighter evenings, to help the flowers grow in Spring, to encourage Spring onions to grow, to alleviate constipation, and many other reasons and explanations.

I asked an expert friend of mine who is in the know ... in the real know ... and he said that the reason the clocks are changed twice a year is simply to annoy people. No other real reason. It is just to give people something to do, and to get them to talk about it and whilst they're doing so, it keeps their minds off other things happening around them. Like having to take the trash out or feeding the birds ... to the cats.

One thing that does annoy me is ... why do they always change the clocks at 2:00 in the morning? I am fed up having to stay awake all night and then change the clocks at 2:00 am. Why not change them at noon? Or make it more interesting, change the clocks at 7:36pm and 20 seconds? That way everyone will take notice and have to be punctual to change their clocks at the precise time.

I wrote to the authorities about it and they ignored me. I am not appreciated in my own time, (9:16:54am), or at any time for that matter.

My expert friend told me that this is the last time our country will change the clocks forwards. 

Next year they will change the day forward instead. So instead of Sunday at 2:00am, it will suddenly become Monday. Immediately, Saturday will be followed by Monday. No need for us to change all the clocks in our house because the day will have moved forwards 24 hours instead. Whilst everyone in the world is still on Sunday we'll be on Monday.

Once again, Britain will lead the world. 

The day in the calendar will change too. For example, (using today's calendar), whilst the whole world will be on 27 March, Britain would be on the 28th. 

And for ever Britain will be one day ahead of the whole world. We will know things before everyone else because we'll be one day ahead of the rest. 

No longer will the Australians celebrate New Year's Day first with fireworks and drinking Foster's lager beer. 

We in Britain will be celebrating a whole 24 hours before the Australians and everyone else. We'll get to the beer first my friends!

29 comments:

  1. HaHa! As they say.."All this..makes the
    flowers grow"..

    I seem to remeber that the clock change
    is summat to do with the Sun and the
    Moon, and the Earth, and the time it takes
    for them to go around each other, without
    bumping into each other..
    Anyway..l did my eleven clocks yesterday
    morning before going to town..!
    And next Thursday l shall be changing ALL
    my seventeen calendars, as Friday is the
    first of April..!

    Anyways! Does'nt matter about clocks going
    forward or back..As long as your lucky enough
    to have 'TIME' on your hands..! :O).
    ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆

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    1. I looked it up.....
      The idea was first campaigned by American founding father Benjamin Franklin who argued for the change of clocks during his stay in Paris in 1784. He believed that if people got out of bed earlier, they would be able to enjoy the extra daylight. It actually took over a century, however, for the idea to catch on...

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    2. I wonder if the birds and insects notice that clocks change backwards and forwards. The cuckoo clock for instance.

      God bless, Willie.

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    3. Hickory Dickory Dock..
      The mice went up the clock..
      The clock struck one..the
      others got away with minor
      injuries...! :O)

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  2. ...so you have the changing of the guard and the changing of the clock. When it comes to clocks you either love it or hate it!

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    1. In our home we have two time-zones: Awake and Asleep.

      God bless, Tom.

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  3. Dearest Victor,
    We did so here already on March 13 here in the USA.
    Our impatiens outside our breakfast area bay window did NOT react to it...😉
    It sure is a crazy thing and what exactly is the gain?!
    Just LEAD the world.
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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    1. Britain will lead the world 24 hours before everyone else and drink all the beer first.

      God bless, Mariette.

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  4. Interesting my friend. I do hope you get help soon, before you must change the day.
    But your friend is right, the change is just to annoy and cause communications and it definitely WORKS!
    Sherry & jack fighting change, but losing the war!

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    1. I agree with change. Changed my underwear and socks today whether it needed them or not.

      God bless, Jack and Sherry.

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  5. Changing the day would be interesting. I can imagine all the chaos with that. :)

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    1. Chaos yes; but it would be fun. Other countries could join in and every country would have a different calendar day. It would make travel fun too. You could leave one country on 27 March (today) and arrive on the 25th, two days earlier. It would make time travel possible by just choosing different calendars for each country. Bring back the Gregorian Calendar, (whatever that is).

      God bless, Bill.

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  6. The reasons behind the time charge sound entirely plausible. Thank you for presenting this in such an entertaining fashion! Now, why not flood Parliament with these suggestions. Your likeness might be put on a coin, or a postage stamp. Imagine!

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    1. No one accepts my advice and suggestions. I once wrote to three sock manufacturers, in triplicate, suggesting that socks should be sold in threes and not as a pair. This way it would be easier to find matching socks in the drawers, and they'd increase their sales by 50%.

      They ignored me; three times.

      God bless you, Mevely. At least three times.

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  7. I much prefer the Autumn change when we gain an extra hours sleep

    All the best Jan

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  8. As you probably already know we changed our clocks ahead 3 weeks ago. Not a fan of the time change and wish we would leave the time alone.

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    1. I think we should all change the clocks every week; each country to choose to change forwards or backwards. That would be great fun.

      God bless, Happyone.

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  9. It's a huge annoyance and i do hope they get rid of it.

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  10. I had no idea that different countries changed their clocks at different times.

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    1. Yes Kathy. We changed on Sunday 27th.

      God bless you.

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  11. Just change your clocks on the Saturday night before you go to bed. No need to stay up until 2am.
    And what's this rubbish about skipping Sundays? That will put a lot of Sunday Schools out of business, not to mention churches.

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    1. I did not mean skip all Sundays. Just the once instead of changing the clocks we in the UK will skip a Sunday. From then on our calendar will be one day ahead of everyone else. No more changing of clocks backwards or forwards, or waiting until 2:00am.

      God bless, River.

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  12. I did not realize that you have to endure a time change over in Britain, too, Victor. What a waste of time!!! :)
    Blessings!

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    1. Yes, twice a year in Autumn and Spring. It confuses the birds and the squirrels who wait for us to put seeds on the bird table.

      God bless, Martha.

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  13. I say to just run the clock up one hour and call it done. What real difference does it make if darkness falls earlier in some season than others? My understanding of the time was to allow all working people to enjoy more time outdoors in nice weather. It is an annoying thing to have to remember to change the time. I adore your off the wall humor (chuckle). Have an extraordinary day filled with blessings, Victor.

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    1. They did not have such problems in olden days like in Roman times with clock changes every few months. In those days they had sundials to tell the time. Some people had luminous sundials to tell the time at night. When they were indoors they put the sundial next to a lit candle to tell the time. Life was not as complicated as today.

      God bless, Nells.

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